it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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