3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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