we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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