Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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