man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
