oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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