apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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