? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize
