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That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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