i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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