I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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