I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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