youre lurking in front of me
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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