They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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