Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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