he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
he laminated a picture of his dick.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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