This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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