normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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