Only a mothe r could love this liver
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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