She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I didn't shave. On purpose
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Randomize
