Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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