none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
My life is pants optional.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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