is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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