You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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