haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
its liver damage thursday
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