have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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