if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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