he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Randomize
