Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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