talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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