I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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