I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
