Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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