I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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