have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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