Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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