is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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