The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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