no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
how drunk are you?
Several
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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