Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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