Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He shit in the fireplace
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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