don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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