grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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