I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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