She said her name was "party"
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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