You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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