Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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