This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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