The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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