I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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