I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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