I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I AM VODKA MAN
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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