But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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